'IGOR!' 'THROW THE FIRST SWITCH!' 'YES, MASTER' 'IGOR, THROW,,,THE SECOND SWITCH!' 'GOT IT, MASTER( I HOPE HE PAYED THE ELECTRIC BILL, LAST TIME,THE HUMILIATION WAS THE TALK OF THE VILLAGE FOR WEEKS)' 'IGOR, THROW THE THIRD SWITCH!' ... ???? 'EXCUSE ME MASTER, BUT PERHAPS WE SHOULD TAKE A SMOKE, AND THINK THIS THROUGH...THERE IS NO THIRD SWITCH(I CAN'T BELIEVE MY GRANDFATHER PUT UP WITH THIS S***)'