Miscellaneous Ramblings

Just saw a Cialis commercial.  At the end it gives the usual legal warnings.  "Seek medical attention if an erection lasts over four hours."

Reminds me of a comic who said, "Hell yes!  If it lasts over 4 hours I have to brag to someone!"
 
They already have Viagra for women... Ibuprofin, acetaminophen and aspirin for their "headaches"....and  yeah, I remember another comedian saying the similar comments regarding the warning of "erection that lasts longer than 4 hours"... he quickly says.. "and that's a PROBLEM?? Just get MORE chicks!!!.... haha
 
galyons said:
Wife, 3 grown daughters....man I have had that conversation on many times on many levels!!!
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Hmm...I shared the womb with my twin sister, had three sisters and zero bros, have three grown daughters and zero sons, and I am still with my wife. Sometimes I am not sure that I fully understand what goes on at times, so I just try to roll with the punches and embrace it all. Maybe all of these women in my life is my paying off some Karminic debt.

Four hour erections. Knew a nurse who had a meth addict come into ER many, many years ago with an erection that would not go away. I guess the guy was in shear agony. They tried all kinds of stuff: some drugs, slapping it (a common nurse trick), cold packs, etc. Still, he had a piece of lumber that would have put a smile on Woody the Woodpecker. They then tried to drain the blood by "drilling little holes in it" (that is how I translated the medical mumbo-jumbo.) When that didn't work they finally cut the ligament and that is what brought it down. My guess is that he has to use one of those inflatable bladders to get it up anymore.
 
Last night my wife was home for Halloween for the first time in 7 years.  We get lots of kids!  Lots! 

My job was to scoop up the dog and she gave out candy. 

My observation was that lots of kids wanted to pet the dog and lots of girls were intrigued with our cats who were in the nearest window. 

We have cool pets.  The Dog, Murran (Braveheart's wife's name) is overly friendly and the cats are appropriately curious.
 
I didn't get that many kids, it was kind of drizzly up here. But I do have two black cats that go with the theme. I told the kids they were white cats in costume...John   
 
I saw this on ebay while looking at SACDs.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Fucik-Entry-of-the-Gladiators-Marches-Fucik-Neumann-Czech-Phil-Orch-New-I-/331086952836?pt=Music_CDs&hash=item4d1651f984

Guess what?  I didn't read "Fucik" the right way the first time.
 
One more my wife sent out:

http://www.onbeing.org/blog/touch-wood-japanese-forest-bach/3753?lid=156582

I do like the cell phone.
 
galyons said:
Wife, 3 grown daughters....man I have had that conversation on many times on many levels!!!
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Man, I think I can beat that. I shared the womb with my twin sister, had three sisters and no brothers. Then I got married, still am, had three daughters and zero sons. Maybe it is a Karminic thing...I don't know. The closest thing to a male in my household are a couple of castrated cats.
 
My thought for this morning.  I have seen C4 in person.  It burns well and doesn't explode unless it has percussion.

So, why don't guys on TV and in movies just remove the blasting caps from C4 bombs and let the blasting caps go off safely.  They always have to cut the red wire or the blue wire.

Then again, why not remove the batteries before they charge the capacitors?  Why not put a dead short across the batteries to kill them?

Just a morning musing.
 
Boy, you would be a boring super hero Grainge... haha...  I can see it now... Get outta my way Stallone!  Hmmm 4:58 left on the clock.. ok , lets just create a quick short, pull the blasting caps and with 4:48 left ,  and everyone safe, you yell, alright alright everyone go home, nothin' to see here!  and with 4:28 left on the clock, you are back sipping your Frappuccino.. :)
 
Today is the second day I have been incapacitated with low back pain.  It is the worst I have had since the 1970s, my 20s.

I realized yesterday late what I was having to do to pick up anything.  I move my body, bending my legs and keeping my torso rigidly straight.

It is called "The Bunny Dip."  At least that is what it was called in the Playboy clubs. 

No, I don't look as good as they did, smaller chest and uglier legs.  Can you tell I'm on pain meds???

Who remembers the Bunny Dip?
 
A few years younger, I remember the discription.
Take care, unfortunately I can relate to the particular h*$% lower back pain is.
Not that it will help now but once this episode is over, you might try one of the EMS belts made for toning abs.
Every morning, once I am upright I put it on BACKWARDS and crank it up for 20 minutes or so before sitting down to eat and check the forum. The frequency of my chiropractor visits has dropped dramatically.
Good luck
 
Karl,

I'm taking it easy.  I canceled my 4.5 hour trip to WVA this weekend on the advice of my chiropractor. 

I can't use an EMS belt, it screws with my pacemaker.

Thanks,

Grainger
 
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