He is making us say things like..... "Man!, you have the most beautiful Crack I have ever seen!!!!"... "I wish my SEX looked as good as yours!...." "I would sure love to put my equipment into your Crack"....... He is making us sound like friggin' POLITICIANS!!!!!!!!!!
"He made me say, "You should post a picture of your Crack." And as soon as I typed it I laughed."......................................... and the problem is Doc is right, WE all want to see it TOO!!!!!
The only name I'm disappointed in is the Stereomour. Doc should've tossed a preamp in there and called it the Menage a Trois. That fancy sounding French would've classed up the place, ya know?