haha, I hear ya... would be entertaining....
When I was living in England, I put together a 20k home cinema sound system and the majority of the gear came from one store. Well, I needed a cable for one of my source components and bought a very nice one. The manager hands me an opened package with the cable in it. The cable was perfect and new of course, but someone evidentally wanted to try or take a look at it before (there were fingerprints on it). Well, I kind of didnt like that, and asked if I could have a cable new in an unopened package. And so , the manager came back with the cable in an unopened, pristine package and said with a smile...... "Here you go, ONLY touched by the Japanese"...... the cable was made in Japan... Hahaha I felt kind of silly.....